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Radio waves have existed since the world was created. For thousands of years we knew nothing about them, and suddenly they were revealed to us. Since everything happens by divine providence, certainly these (and other) waves were revealed to us specifically now, in order that we use them for purposes of good and holiness. - The Rebbe, Mind Over Matter, p.274
 
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Written by Arnie Gotfryd   
Thursday, 19 July 2007

Jacob: With an uncle like Ishmael, a brother like Eisav, and a father-in-law like Lavan, you would have problems with Relativity, too!
Now, for some Relativity in Yiddish...
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Yiddish Comedy Duo Dzigan and Schumacher

 

Dzigan: Zibn hor iz a sach oder vainik? (Seven hairs is a little or a lot?)

Schumacher: Dos is relativ. Auf a kop iz vainik; in a gloz milkh iz a sach. (It's relative. On a head, it's a little. In a glass of milk, it's a lot.)




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